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Moviesucktastic #142: Streets (1990)
Moviesucktastic Video Podcast Episode #142: Streets (1990), starring Christina Applegate and David Mendenhall, aka the obnoxious kid from Over the Top (1987).
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Thursday, May 15, 2014
Tuesday, March 19, 2013
Next on Moviesucktastic: Starcrash (1978)
Next on Moviesucktastic: Starcrash, starring Christopher Plummer and David Hasselhoff!
This episode features special review commentary by guest host Chris Byczkiewicz, so be sure to tune in.
And just in case you want to play along, the full film can be watched in its entirety (not advisable) on YouTube:
Tune in live on Wednesday 3/20 at 8:30 PM, or listen afterwards by downloading the podcast on iTunes or Moviesucktastic.com.
And just in case you want to play along, the full film can be watched in its entirety (not advisable) on YouTube:
Tune in live on Wednesday 3/20 at 8:30 PM, or listen afterwards by downloading the podcast on iTunes or Moviesucktastic.com.
Monday, March 18, 2013
Friday, June 15, 2012
Moviesucktastic #76: Prometheus Sucked
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No Top Ten countdown or Finger List this episode, no time for Movie News or idle chit chat. We launch right into Prometheus for a two-hour discussion of exactly how bad it is. Oh, and be warned, we totally ruin the movie for anybody who hasn't seen it yet. Of course, watching the film is going to ruin it for you anyway, so what do you have to lose? An episode of Teletubbies has more surprising plot twists than this sad example of a filmmaker's slow decline into hackdom. You have been warned.
Tune in and listen to the show on iTunes (be sure to leave us some more awesome reviews!) and Stitcher (for Smartphone and BMW owners alike), or watch the video version of the show over at Livestream (including LIVE RECORDINGS every Thursday night starting around 8PM). Of course, you can listen and/or watch us from the Moviesucktastic Site as well, which includes links to other online locations of MST goodness. While you're at it, visit us on Facebook and Twitter so we don't get too lonely. Or, if you're too lazy to click on links, you can just watch us here.
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Friday, May 11, 2012
Moviesucktastic #72: Van Helsing (and John Travolta's Penis)
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This week, news that the dreaded Hollywood Machine (or, as John Travolta would say, "Homosexual Jews") was contemplating a Tom Cruise-starring remake of the not-even-a-decade old Stephen Sommers debacle of a Universal Monsters homage, Van Helsing. The mutual disgust felt by your faithful film review podcast hosts has never been disguised or concealed, yet the film has never garnered an official full-bore MST review, so this dreadful soul-withering news seemed like a perfect opportunity to follow up on our hatred for Van Helsing by spitting a little venomous bile in its general direction.
But first, Entertainment Industry News! And what would entertainment news be without vile, salacious rumors and accusations leveled against a popular A-List actor? Usually, that would be this show. However, news of recent charges of sexual assault leveled against John Travolta of The Experts fame that breath life into past accusations of the Swordfish star's closeted homosexuality, and so The Movie Guys decided to run with the story. Not because of the supposed scandal that claiming the co-star of Look Who's Talking is secretly gay is supposed to evoke, nor the fact that it is yet another (yawn) Hollywood celebrity sex scandal.
No, instead, we decided to run with the story based solely on the fact that the publicized text from the actual lawsuit spends an inordinate amount of time describing various aspects of John Travolta's penis, demonstrates the awkward sexual advances of a film star normally portrayed on screen in films like Perfect as a smooth operator, and includes accusations that he was forced to perform gay sex acts to secure the role of Vinnie Barbarino on Welcome Back, Kotter. (Scott's money is on Gabe Kaplan).
But fear not! We don't spend too much time on John Travolta's penis, as our recent re-watching of Van Helsing is more than enough to leave one feeling used and violated. Between Hugh Jackman's hair extensions and John Travolta's penis, there is plenty in this week's episode to leave a bad taste in your mouth.
Tune in and listen to the show on iTunes (be sure to leave us some more awesome reviews!) and Stitcher (for Smartphone and BMW owners alike), or watch the video version of the show over at Livestream (including LIVE RECORDINGS every Thursday night starting around 8PM). Of course, you can listen and/or watch us from the Moviesucktastic Site as well, which includes links to other online locations of MST goodness. While you're at it, visit us on Facebook and Twitter so we don't get too lonely.
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